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Re: Fun Box
hehehehehehe
Ali husnain- Moderator
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Age : 35
City of Belonging : peshawar
Course /Year : bs micro
Registration date : 2008-07-28
Re: Fun Box
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 7 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Man: Sham ke 7 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
Sardar on phone: Maan khush khabri hai.
Maan:Bolo beta
Sardar:Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maan:Mubarakho, beta hua ya beti?
Sardar:Meri biwi ne dusri SHAADI kar li... :-)
Maan:Bolo beta
Sardar:Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maan:Mubarakho, beta hua ya beti?
Sardar:Meri biwi ne dusri SHAADI kar li... :-)
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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Re: Fun Box
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa
heeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
bhai sahib ab to pait main dard hone lga ha hehehehehe
heeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
bhai sahib ab to pait main dard hone lga ha hehehehehe
Ali husnain- Moderator
- Number of posts : 62
Age : 35
City of Belonging : peshawar
Course /Year : bs micro
Registration date : 2008-07-28
Re: Fun Box
oye dhyan se...........
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
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Re: Fun Box
ok yar oye:)
Ali husnain- Moderator
- Number of posts : 62
Age : 35
City of Belonging : peshawar
Course /Year : bs micro
Registration date : 2008-07-28
Re: Fun Box
Hawain Kehti Hain Payar Karo
Fezain Kehti Hain Payar Karo
Baharian Kehti Hain Payar Karo
Aur Ghar Walay Kehtay Hain
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"Tussi Niki OO Halay Intezaar Karoo"
Fezain Kehti Hain Payar Karo
Baharian Kehti Hain Payar Karo
Aur Ghar Walay Kehtay Hain
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"Tussi Niki OO Halay Intezaar Karoo"
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
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Registration date : 2008-06-27
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space...
Kal jab mile thhe
To dil mein hui aik sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
Your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna bhool gaye...
Laakhon honge nigaahe mein
Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
Kabhi to double-click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
Pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Nazar mein to kai hain
Aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
Ab read only hain...
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space...
Kal jab mile thhe
To dil mein hui aik sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
Your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna bhool gaye...
Laakhon honge nigaahe mein
Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
Kabhi to double-click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
Pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Nazar mein to kai hain
Aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
Ab read only hain...
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams...
ur future depends on ur dreams so go 2 sleep
ur future depends on ur dreams so go 2 sleep
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
Re: Fun Box
Ae Meray Rabba
"Day carry Dabba"
Ae Meray Moula
"Day 86 corolla"
Ae Meray Moula
"Sutt Bumb Da Gola"
"Na Raway UVAS,"
"Na Pavy Result Da Rola"
"Day carry Dabba"
Ae Meray Moula
"Day 86 corolla"
Ae Meray Moula
"Sutt Bumb Da Gola"
"Na Raway UVAS,"
"Na Pavy Result Da Rola"
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
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Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
practice makes a man perfect
but
nobody is perfect
so why practice???
but
nobody is perfect
so why practice???
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
Re: Fun Box
@above ye joke hai?
Aik Sardar ki shadi Nurse se ho gai..
Dusra Sardar: Suna yar, Kaisi life chal rahi hai?
Pehla Sardar: Yar kia bataun, Jab tak sister na kahun, sunti hi nhi:-(
Aik Sardar ki shadi Nurse se ho gai..
Dusra Sardar: Suna yar, Kaisi life chal rahi hai?
Pehla Sardar: Yar kia bataun, Jab tak sister na kahun, sunti hi nhi:-(
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
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Re: Fun Box
Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalaien.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook geya?
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook geya?
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
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Re: Fun Box
Terorrist placed a bomb near an old woman.
A boy cried: "burhia bumb, burhia bumb!"
Burhia boli: "Ab tou kuch bhi nahi, tum zra mujy jawani main dekhty..."
A boy cried: "burhia bumb, burhia bumb!"
Burhia boli: "Ab tou kuch bhi nahi, tum zra mujy jawani main dekhty..."
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
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Re: Fun Box
Aj kal her kisi ko 'Farazobia' hogea hai. Isi Thread ko continue rakhte huey aik french shair Arz hai...
da mosiyo remercier pome de teri FARAZ,
tu amartu de naile sortie bein dier mot pit pit.
da mosiyo remercier pome de teri FARAZ,
tu amartu de naile sortie bein dier mot pit pit.
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
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Re: Fun Box
China main OLYMPICS shuru hone ki khushi main
Zra chinees sher ho jaaye.
Chang sho shoi, ting pong ching pu Faraz..
Shun ching chee
toi toi, oee oee... ;-)
Zra chinees sher ho jaaye.
Chang sho shoi, ting pong ching pu Faraz..
Shun ching chee
toi toi, oee oee... ;-)
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
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Registration date : 2008-06-27
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Da blnc in ur acount is insuficient for dis cal Faraz,
plz recharge ur acount n try again later . . !
plz recharge ur acount n try again later . . !
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
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Re: Fun Box
Urdu,pashto, english r chainez, bangaali k baad ab Faraaz paish hy Maths me..;-)
(a+b)(a+b)=a.a+2ab+b.b FARAZ,,
(a+b)(a+b)(a+b)=a.a.a+3a.a.b+3a.b.b+b.b. . .
(a+b)(a+b)=a.a+2ab+b.b FARAZ,,
(a+b)(a+b)(a+b)=a.a.a+3a.a.b+3a.b.b+b.b. . .
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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Re: Fun Box
Keeklee kaleer di
pent mere veer di,
coat mere pai da,
landay ton le ayi da,
fair fit karayi da,
fair onho payi da,
fittay mooh mehngaai da..
pent mere veer di,
coat mere pai da,
landay ton le ayi da,
fair fit karayi da,
fair onho payi da,
fittay mooh mehngaai da..
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
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Musharaf k resign dene ki khushi mai Aik bar phr Faraz ap ki khdmat mai paish hai.
Arz kiya hai...
Musharaf ne b resign de diya FARAZ!
Mehve hairat hun k duniya kya se kya ho jae gi !!!
Arz kiya hai...
Musharaf ne b resign de diya FARAZ!
Mehve hairat hun k duniya kya se kya ho jae gi !!!
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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Re: Fun Box
Abi abi ye msg aya hai mje
Musharaf kay isteefay per dil kerta hay faraz!
Main udi udi jawaa hawa day naal;-)
Musharaf kay isteefay per dil kerta hay faraz!
Main udi udi jawaa hawa day naal;-)
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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Zindagi bher ki wafa ka jis ne kaha tha Faraz..
Naan pakoray le k woh side pe ho gya...
Naan pakoray le k woh side pe ho gya...
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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Ye kia tu safaid kurtay main phir rha ha faraz !!
Aj kala jora pa sari frmaaish tay.....
Aj kala jora pa sari frmaaish tay.....
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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Modern punjabi Girl to Boy:
Baari barsi khattan gai te
khat k leyandi bus !!
Main kuri Sony Ericsion wargi.
Te tu Nokia 3310 !!!
Chal Nass ;-)
Baari barsi khattan gai te
khat k leyandi bus !!
Main kuri Sony Ericsion wargi.
Te tu Nokia 3310 !!!
Chal Nass ;-)
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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Kaha tha usay mat nahao barish mey FARAZ
ab kehti hai kurti v gilli gilli lacha v gilla gilla
ab kehti hai kurti v gilli gilli lacha v gilla gilla
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
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