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Post by Ali husnain on Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:29 am

hehehehehehe
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Re: Fun Box

Post by SilverEye on Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:59 am

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?

Man: Sham ke 7 baje hain!

Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Post by SilverEye on Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:02 am

Sardar on phone: Maan khush khabri hai.
Maan:Bolo beta
Sardar:Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maan:Mubarakho, beta hua ya beti?
Sardar:Meri biwi ne dusri SHAADI kar li... :-)

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Post by Ali husnain on Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:39 am

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa
heeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
bhai sahib ab to pait main dard hone lga ha hehehehehe
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Post by SilverEye on Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:52 pm

oye dhyan se...........

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Post by Ali husnain on Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:59 pm

ok yar oye:)
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Re: Fun Box

Post by SilverEye on Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:37 am

Hawain Kehti Hain Payar Karo
Fezain Kehti Hain Payar Karo
Baharian Kehti Hain Payar Karo
Aur Ghar Walay Kehtay Hain
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"Tussi Niki OO Halay Intezaar Karoo"

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Post by SilverEye on Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:41 am

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space...

Kal jab mile thhe
To dil mein hui aik sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
Your file not found!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko
Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaahe mein
Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
Kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
Pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Nazar mein to kai hain
Aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
Ab read only hain...

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Post by sadar on Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:31 am

future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams...
ur future depends on ur dreams so go 2 sleep Laughing
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Post by SilverEye on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:47 am

Ae Meray Rabba
"Day carry Dabba"

Ae Meray Moula
"Day 86 corolla"

Ae Meray Moula
"Sutt Bumb Da Gola"
"Na Raway UVAS,"
"Na Pavy Result Da Rola"

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Post by sadar on Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:19 am

practice makes a man perfect
but
nobody is perfect
so why practice??? Laughing
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Post by SilverEye on Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:49 pm

@above ye joke hai?

Aik Sardar ki shadi Nurse se ho gai..

Dusra Sardar: Suna yar, Kaisi life chal rahi hai?

Pehla Sardar: Yar kia bataun, Jab tak sister na kahun, sunti hi nhi:-(

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Post by SilverEye on Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:29 pm

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalaien.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook geya?

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Post by SilverEye on Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:24 am

Terorrist placed a bomb near an old woman.

A boy cried: "burhia bumb, burhia bumb!"

Burhia boli: "Ab tou kuch bhi nahi, tum zra mujy jawani main dekhty..."

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Post by SilverEye on Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:17 am

Aj kal her kisi ko 'Farazobia' hogea hai. Isi Thread ko continue rakhte huey aik french shair Arz hai...

da mosiyo remercier pome de teri FARAZ,

tu amartu de naile sortie bein dier mot pit pit.

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Post by SilverEye on Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:20 am

China main OLYMPICS shuru hone ki khushi main
Zra chinees sher ho jaaye.


Chang sho shoi, ting pong ching pu Faraz..

Shun ching chee
toi toi, oee oee... ;-)

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Post by SilverEye on Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:30 am

Da blnc in ur acount is insuficient for dis cal Faraz,

plz recharge ur acount n try again later . . !

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Post by SilverEye on Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:18 am

Urdu,pashto, english r chainez, bangaali k baad ab Faraaz paish hy Maths me..;-)

(a+b)(a+b)=a.a+2ab+b.b FARAZ,,

(a+b)(a+b)(a+b)=a.a.a+3a.a.b+3a.b.b+b.b. . .

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Post by SilverEye on Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:19 am

Keeklee kaleer di
pent mere veer di,
coat mere pai da,
landay ton le ayi da,
fair fit karayi da,
fair onho payi da,
fittay mooh mehngaai da.
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Post by SilverEye on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:28 am

Musharaf k resign dene ki khushi mai Aik bar phr Faraz ap ki khdmat mai paish hai.

Arz kiya hai...

Musharaf ne b resign de diya FARAZ!
Mehve hairat hun k duniya kya se kya ho jae gi !!!

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Post by SilverEye on Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:56 am

Abi abi ye msg aya hai mje

Musharaf kay isteefay per dil kerta hay faraz!

Main udi udi jawaa hawa day naal;-)

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Post by SilverEye on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:25 am

Zindagi bher ki wafa ka jis ne kaha tha Faraz..

Naan pakoray le k woh side pe ho gya...

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Post by SilverEye on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:14 pm

Ye kia tu safaid kurtay main phir rha ha faraz !!

Aj kala jora pa sari frmaaish tay.....

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Post by SilverEye on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:27 pm

Modern punjabi Girl to Boy:


Baari barsi khattan gai te
khat k leyandi bus !!

Main kuri Sony Ericsion wargi.
Te tu Nokia 3310 !!!
Chal Nass ;-)

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Post by SilverEye on Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:32 pm

Kaha tha usay mat nahao barish mey FARAZ

ab kehti hai kurti v gilli gilli lacha v gilla gilla

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