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Re: Fun Box

Post by SilverEye on Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:11 am

Tera mera jor hai ki


Meri cycle Tan Tan Tan
Teri Gadi pee pee pee


Tera mera jor hai ki


Mein haan jat kisaan da puttur
toon hein kisey nawab di dehee


Tera mera jor hai ki


toon khawein kukar karayaan
mein khawaan Shakar ghee


tera mera jor hai ki


Toon pawein kot ta tayaan
meri hai safaid dohooti ji


tera mera jor hai ki


toon rehwein wich mehalaan
mera hai ghar meti da ji


tera mera jor hai ki

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Post by sadar on Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:46 am

hahahahahahahahahaha
Very Happy
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Post by SilverEye on Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:42 pm

Hanso mat. tumhare bare main baaaat ni ho rahi Very Happy

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Post by sadar on Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:33 am

umm
always negative........
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Post by SilverEye on Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:34 am

kya negtve Question

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Post by sadar on Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:37 am

aqalmand k lye ishara hi kafi hota hai...............
plz don't mind if u have...........
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Post by SilverEye on Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:38 am

tum her baat ko us taraf Q le jati ho...
mere zehan mai b ye nahi tha. plz dont mind if u have bounce

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Post by sadar on Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:56 am

If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.



3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.



4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea
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Post by SilverEye on Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:31 am

ye joke hai Question

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Post by nadeem akhtar on Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:37 pm

A WORD FOR TODAY
Aik dafa ka zikr hy k aik badsha apni awam pe
boht zulm karta tha laikun awam mein sy kisi ko b
ye himmat na hoti k us k samnay kuch keh saktay.
Badsha is bat pe boht heiran tha. Us ny apnay
waziron ko is bary mein bataya to unhon ny mashwara
dea k cheezon ki keimton mein azafa kr dea jaye.
Badshah ny aisa hi kea magr koi opposition na hoi.
Phir us ny waziron k kahnay pe tax 5%
bra dea,phir 10% laikun awam mein sy kisi ko b himat na hoi k
us k samnay bolay.
Phir us ny kisi danishwar k mashwaray sy ye rule nafiz kea
k jo koi b shehr sy bahr jaye ya wapis aaye us ko 5
koray lagaye jain. is bat ka awam pe koi asar na hova aur unhoon
ny koi response na dea
Phir koray bra kr 10 kar deay to aik shakhs bola
"YE SIRA SAR ZIADTI AUR NAINSAFI HY, HAMIN
INSAF DEA JAYE"
Badshah k sipahi isay pakr kr badshah k pas ly gaye aur us
ki sari kahani sunai.
Badshah ny us aadmi sy pocha han tumhain kea aitraz hy is sy
tu wo aadmi bola
''BADSHAH SALAMAT HAMAIN KORAY KHANAY K LEAY
BOHT LAMBI QATAR MAIN KHARA HONA PARTA HY
IS LEAY ARZ HY K KORAY MARNAY WALON KI TADAD
MEIN AZAFA KEA JAYE TA K HAMARAY KEEMTI WAQT
KI BACHAT HO SAKAY''
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Post by SilverEye on Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:52 am

Nadeem Bhai........ ye joke hai ya waqayi koi joke hai? Razz

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Post by sadar on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:44 am

tume to har aik pe hi itraz hota hai ye b forum k rules k khilaf hai ok....
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Post by SilverEye on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:04 pm

Mere ankhon ko sapney phir dikha gaya koi
bujhti sason ma mehak phir jaga gaya koi,
kia ye sach much pyar hai,
ya phir se chuna lga gaya koi.
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Post by nadeem akhtar on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:48 pm

Sardar was climbing up the tree
monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho
sardar: apple khanay
monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai
sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon
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Post by nadeem akhtar on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:51 pm

Santa ankhein band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..

banta ne pocha santa kia kar rahe ho..??

Santa bola yar mein dekh raha hun k mein sota hua kesa lagta hun Laughing
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Post by SilverEye on Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:11 am

Sardar to his friend:y aar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay

friend: Acha, yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey to 500 laiti hai
Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by nadeem akhtar on Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:36 pm

Qaid-e-Azam b fout ho gaye hain................ .


Allama Iqbal b chale gaye hain................


Liaqat Ali b shaheed ho gaye hain ................


meri b tabiat kharab rehti hai.................


Pata nahi ???????????????????? ?


PAKISTAN............ ..ka


kia bany ga ?!!!!!
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Post by SilverEye on Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:38 pm

Ha ha ha. Yaar Phr main kis liye hun?????????

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Post by sadar on Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:58 am

um hmm
don't worry
me hun na:-)
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Post by Noor on Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:07 am

Main b aa gayi hun............................
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Post by SilverEye on Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:52 am

Meri Cheating Mat karo Evil or Very Mad

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Post by i.d3v1l on Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:07 am

idhar koi paper ho raha hai kya???

or some un-announced quiz???

anyways...

herez a joke from ma side...


sardar's wife: "raat kafi ho gaye sardar gee abhe tak ghar nahi aye, zaroor koi larki ka chakar ho ga..."
sardar's mother: "hamesha bura he sochna... kya pata kisi truck k neechay naa aa gya ho..."
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Post by Bourne on Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:11 pm

Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se
Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se
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Post by Ali husnain on Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:22 am

hehehehe
asa to hota ha dil lagi main
dil phank Razz
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Post by SilverEye on Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:31 am

boht experience hai tumhara @ above

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