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Post by sweety on Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:12 pm

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1st friend: " Yar main jis larki ko chahta tha, us nay mujhse shadi nahi ki "
2nd: "tumnay usay bataya nahi keh tumhara chacha crorepati hai aur tum uskay iklotay waris ho"
1st: "bataya tha"
2nd: "phir?"
1st: "ab woh meri chachi hai"
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Post by sweety on Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:14 pm

A little girl asked her mother "how did the human race appear?"

The mother answered,"God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made"

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question
The father answered,"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said" Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God and Dad said they developed from monkeys?

The mother answered" Well, dear, it is very simple,I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!!!"
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Post by Admin on Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:23 pm

Sardar ji bohat dukhi thay , kisi nay poocha "kyon tension mein ho ??"
Sardar:"Yar 1 dost ko plastic surgery k liay 2 lakh diay thay, ab usko pehchaan nahi pa raha hon"


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A sardar ji climbed a tree .... monkey asked ,"upar kyon aya hai ?"
Sardar ji:"apple khanay"
Monkey:"Magar yeh tou mango ka tree hai !"
Sardar ji:"pata hai ! apple sath laya hon"
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hi!

Post by hussey on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:20 am

husband to wife . the meaning of word wife is WITHOUT INFOMATION FIGHT EVERY TIME
wife . no it is WITH IDIOT FOR EVER

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Post by SilverEye on Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:06 am

Air hostess to all the passenger kripya apni-apni belt bandh le,


Santa asked " te bibi jina ne pajama paaya a oh ki karan ???
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Post by SilverEye on Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:06 am

Air hostess to all the passenger kripya apni-apni belt bandh le,


Santa asked " te bibi jina ne pajama paaya a oh ki karan ???
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Post by SilverEye on Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:08 am

Sardar G Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha

Us Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Khat Likha

"Agar Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki
Zaruurat Ho Tou Mjhe Yaad Ker Lena" Laughing
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Post by SilverEye on Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:11 am

Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey) : Sardar G Saade Kaar Ek
Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey .. !





Sardar : Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
Botlaan Le Awaan ....
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hahahahaha

Post by sadar on Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:00 pm

tum chor gae hume kin k sahare
tum chor gae hume kin k sahare


gaen gubare fe faware
Very Happy
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Post by SilverEye on Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:08 am

Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: Fir tu dukan ee khol laeen."
Laughing
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plz laugh.....

Post by sadar on Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:41 am

pyar me kitne ghar doob gae yaro
pyar me kitne ghar doob gae yaro
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.pyar me 5,6 ghar doob gae yaro......:-)
hahahahahaha
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Keep Smiling....

Post by SilverEye on Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:54 pm

Bachay ne apny mummy se poocha ..

Papa ne mujhy Kiss Nahi ki..

Tum ne table nahi sunaya ho ga..

Bacha> tu kaam wali ne kon sa sunaya tha
. bounce
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Post by SilverEye on Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:59 pm

Aur b chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
Ye batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kmre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
"Aik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"
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Post by sadar on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:31 am

Tere ghar hazar bar aen ge sanum
ghanti bajen ge aur bhag jaen ge sanum Laughing
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Post by SilverEye on Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:48 am

Pathan ki hui jis se shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat men sharma k boli Bhaiya ye kia ho raha ha.
Pathan ne kaha chup Raho Baji, hamara Nikah ho raha hai.! Wink
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Post by sadar on Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:28 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

agr krta hai mje se pyar
agr krta hai mj se pyar
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to ban k aaaa ja ARIF LOHAR............. Very Happy
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Post by SilverEye on Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:28 pm

JAB SAY BAYGHAM NAY MUJHAY MURGA BNA RAKHA HAY
MAIN NAY NAZROO KI TRAH SAR B JHUKA RAKHA HAY

BARTANOO AAJ MERE SAR PAY BARASTAY Q HO???
MAIN NAY DHO DHA K TUMHAIN KITNA SAJA RAKHA HAY

ROOZ LAITI HAY WO TALAASHI POLICE KI MAANIND
POOCHTI HAY KAHAAN PAISOO KO CHUPA RAKHA HAY

WOHI DUNYA MAIN MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR TEHRA
JIS NAY KHUD KO YAHAAN SHADI SAY BACHA RAKHA HAY

PI JA IS MAAR KI TALKHI KO B HANS K JAIDI
MAAR KHANAY MAIN B QUDRAT NAY MAZA RAKHA HAY

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Post by SilverEye on Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:27 am

sardar: kal rat 3 ghantay aik english film dekhi. us vich na koi scene c na awaz

friend: film ka nam kya tha?














sardar: no disc inserted............

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Post by sadar on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:42 am

devil aap mere nam ka mazak bna rahe ho????
aap ko koi haq nhi hai so plz
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Post by SilverEye on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:43 am

dont worry sadar. I hv been delet his post as a moderetor

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Post by sadar on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:48 am

wo bhi moderator hain aur tum bhi?
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Post by SilverEye on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:49 am

nononoo
mera matlab tha k maine as a mod us ki post ko del ker diya hai. mod ka kaam forum ko balance mai rakhna hota hai

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Post by sadar on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:53 am

mje nhi pta kia hai ye sb lakin tum jo bhi un ki posthai whi rehne do delete mt kro
koi baat nhi
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Post by SilverEye on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:55 am

it is my duty ok

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Post by sadar on Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:59 am

na puch teri judai k lamhe me kis trha bitata hun,
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paani me surf exel mila k straw se bulbule bnata hun....:-)
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