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Re: Fun Box

Post by SilverEye on Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:34 pm

Apnay takhallus k copyrights karwa le FARAZ...

Bacha bacha isey use kar raha ha PAMPERS ki tarha..

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Post by SilverEye on Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:07 am

Pathan :
Iss sal roze rakho gay?
Punjabi:
Nai yar

Pathan: or travi parhoge?
Punjabi:
Mushkil ha

Pathan:
or aftari karoge?
Punjabi:
Aho!
Hun inna vi kafir nai!

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Post by SilverEye on Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:48 am

Ishq Mien Ye Anjaam Paya Hai. Hath Pair Toote Moo Soojh aya Hai. Hospital Poanche to Narsoon Ne Ye Farmaya Hai. "Baharon Phool Barsao,aaj aik or pit kr Aya hai"

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Post by SilverEye on Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:48 am

Ishq Mien Ye Anjaam Paya Hai. Hath Pair Toote Moo Soojh aya Hai. Hospital Poanche to Narsoon Ne Ye Farmaya Hai. "Baharon Phool Barsao,aaj aik or pit kr Aya hai"

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Re: Fun Box

Post by sadar on Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:47 am

kbhi kbhi mere dil main khyal ata hai
kbhi kbhi mere dil main khyal ata hai
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pehle patoki phr shawal ata hai:-)
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Post by SilverEye on Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:40 pm

Sardarni : Kyun jee Tusi Gaddi di Speed kyun vadah ditti ?
Sardar : Oye Gaddi di Break fail ho gyi aa es li Accidnt hon to pehla Ghar pohnch jaiye
Very Happy

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Post by SilverEye on Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:45 pm

Dawn Newspaper Aug 2018

Headlines:

President General Kayani decides to remove his uniform.

Pak loses Cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed decides to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochland.

Meera's 25th birthday.

Seminar on 9th death aniversary of Chouhdry Brothers.

Will Osama be captured ?

Shoaib completes his 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.

Pak Rs 278= 1$

Petrol 1 litr=Rs970

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Post by sadar on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:55 am

hawwwwwwwwwww hayyyyyyyyyyy:-)
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Post by SilverEye on Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:19 am

If we never take rite steps @ rite time then Above wll becum da future of pakistan

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Post by sadar on Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:00 pm

dur se dekha to ande ubal rhe the,
kareeb ja k dekha to ganje uchal rhe the......
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Post by SilverEye on Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:16 am

Diffrnt types Of Aashiqs

Ameer Ashiq:
Main b kharidar hun main b kharidon ga,
Piyar kahan bikta ha pata bta do.
Gareeb ashiq:
Sona na chandi na koi mahal,
Jany main tujh ko mai na dy skon ga.
Sacha ashiq:
Dil hogya hai tera diwana ab koi jajta nhin,
Nadan ha smjhta nhn bin try rahta nhieeen.
Jhuta ashiq:
Kal shab dakha main ny chand jharoky main,
Us ko kia slam tmhary dhoky main.
Kamyab ashiq:
O kandi ay saiyan main teri aan.
Majbor ashiq:
Izhar b mushkil ha kuch kah b nhin skty,
Mjbor ha uf Allah chup rh b nhn skty.
Shadi shuda ashiq:
Shaaadi na krna yaro pachtao gy sari raat.
Dheet ashiq:
Chahy jis shahr b jay,chahy js mulk b jy,
Main ik mahiwal hn tra sohniy mre gal sun ja.
Buzdil ashiq:
main tra shahr chor jaun ga.
Izat dar ashiq:
Teri ruswai sy darta hun,
Jb try shahr sy guzrta hun.

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Post by sadar on Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:25 am

dur se dekha to dil ki aah nikli,
kareeb ka k dekha to kali siyah nikli
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Post by SilverEye on Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:42 pm

Ab Full Corruption Ki Bari Hy Q'K Ab
Daur'E'Zardari Hy
Ab Lootna Maal Sarkari Hy Q'K Ab
Daur'E'Zardari Hy
Ab Ap Ki Izzat Ap ki Apni Zimmedari Hy Q'K Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Ali Zardari Hy
Ab Photi Qismat Humari Hai Q'K Ab
Prisident Zardari hy.

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Post by SilverEye on Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:12 am

*Nice Patriotic Story*
1 pakistani pakistan se nafrat krta tha,or hr wqt problms ki wja se pakistan ko galiyan deta tha.

Us pe 1 din Bijli ka taar gir gya

Wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha


K


Light chali gai

Pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi
say
Chillaya

*Pakistan Zindabad*

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Post by sadar on Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:30 am

hahahahahahahahaha
haaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha
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Post by SilverEye on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:26 pm

FARAZ ki bhrpur kamyabi k bad ab hazir ha Wasi shah


Ab WASI tumse milny ki kya justuju karen..
Tabiyat zyada kharab ho to dctor se ruju karen... ;-)

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Post by sadar on Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:59 am

v. bad poets ka mazak nhi urate
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Post by SilverEye on Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:43 am

Aik Sardar Ki Amma Mar Gyi..
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mjhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hmen Bi Le Jati

Sardar:-
Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Kara K Gyi Ha...!!

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Post by SilverEye on Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:15 am

Boy=Suit bra acha pehna ha,
Girl=Thanx
B=Lipstik boht achi lgaai ha
Girl=Thanx
B=Makeup b boht acha kya ha,
G=Thanx"Bhaya"
Boy=Phir b achi nhin lg rahi ho?

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Post by sadar on Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:06 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by i.d3v1l on Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:50 am

@zohaib:
ha ha ha ha u rox dude... keep it up Razz
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Post by SilverEye on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:01 am

Thanx Buddy

Wife: chaliye na!
Kahiin chalte hain,
or
Drive main karon gi.
Husband: is ka matlab hai k,,
jayen gay CAR main
or
Ayen gay AKHBAAR main.....!

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DO BHAI.........HANSEN HANSAEN WRNA MUSKURAEN:-)

Post by sadar on Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:18 am

ME MARUN GA,MANA KR IS KO BAYBAY,
JAMALA MJ PE THUKAIN SOOT'TA HAI :-)

MUHAMMAD AALAM
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Post by SilverEye on Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:03 pm

Smj ni I.

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Post by sadar on Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:26 pm

boyz ko jokes ki samjh nhi ati
:-)
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