Fun Box
+6
nadeem akhtar
sadar
SilverEye
hussey
Admin
sweety
10 posters
:: ENTERTAINMENT :: JOKES
Page 2 of 5
Page 2 of 5 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Re: Fun Box
Tera mera jor hai ki
Meri cycle Tan Tan Tan
Teri Gadi pee pee pee
Tera mera jor hai ki
Mein haan jat kisaan da puttur
toon hein kisey nawab di dehee
Tera mera jor hai ki
toon khawein kukar karayaan
mein khawaan Shakar ghee
tera mera jor hai ki
Toon pawein kot ta tayaan
meri hai safaid dohooti ji
tera mera jor hai ki
toon rehwein wich mehalaan
mera hai ghar meti da ji
tera mera jor hai ki
Meri cycle Tan Tan Tan
Teri Gadi pee pee pee
Tera mera jor hai ki
Mein haan jat kisaan da puttur
toon hein kisey nawab di dehee
Tera mera jor hai ki
toon khawein kukar karayaan
mein khawaan Shakar ghee
tera mera jor hai ki
Toon pawein kot ta tayaan
meri hai safaid dohooti ji
tera mera jor hai ki
toon rehwein wich mehalaan
mera hai ghar meti da ji
tera mera jor hai ki
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
hahahahahahahahahaha
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
Re: Fun Box
Hanso mat. tumhare bare main baaaat ni ho rahi
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
umm
always negative........
always negative........
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
Re: Fun Box
kya negtve
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
aqalmand k lye ishara hi kafi hota hai...............
plz don't mind if u have...........
:-)
plz don't mind if u have...........
:-)
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
Re: Fun Box
tum her baat ko us taraf Q le jati ho...
mere zehan mai b ye nahi tha. plz dont mind if u have
mere zehan mai b ye nahi tha. plz dont mind if u have
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
Re: Fun Box
ye joke hai
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
A WORD FOR TODAY
Aik dafa ka zikr hy k aik badsha apni awam pe
boht zulm karta tha laikun awam mein sy kisi ko b
ye himmat na hoti k us k samnay kuch keh saktay.
Badsha is bat pe boht heiran tha. Us ny apnay
waziron ko is bary mein bataya to unhon ny mashwara
dea k cheezon ki keimton mein azafa kr dea jaye.
Badshah ny aisa hi kea magr koi opposition na hoi.
Phir us ny waziron k kahnay pe tax 5%
bra dea,phir 10% laikun awam mein sy kisi ko b himat na hoi k
us k samnay bolay.
Phir us ny kisi danishwar k mashwaray sy ye rule nafiz kea
k jo koi b shehr sy bahr jaye ya wapis aaye us ko 5
koray lagaye jain. is bat ka awam pe koi asar na hova aur unhoon
ny koi response na dea
Phir koray bra kr 10 kar deay to aik shakhs bola
"YE SIRA SAR ZIADTI AUR NAINSAFI HY, HAMIN
INSAF DEA JAYE"
Badshah k sipahi isay pakr kr badshah k pas ly gaye aur us
ki sari kahani sunai.
Badshah ny us aadmi sy pocha han tumhain kea aitraz hy is sy
tu wo aadmi bola
''BADSHAH SALAMAT HAMAIN KORAY KHANAY K LEAY
BOHT LAMBI QATAR MAIN KHARA HONA PARTA HY
IS LEAY ARZ HY K KORAY MARNAY WALON KI TADAD
MEIN AZAFA KEA JAYE TA K HAMARAY KEEMTI WAQT
KI BACHAT HO SAKAY''
Aik dafa ka zikr hy k aik badsha apni awam pe
boht zulm karta tha laikun awam mein sy kisi ko b
ye himmat na hoti k us k samnay kuch keh saktay.
Badsha is bat pe boht heiran tha. Us ny apnay
waziron ko is bary mein bataya to unhon ny mashwara
dea k cheezon ki keimton mein azafa kr dea jaye.
Badshah ny aisa hi kea magr koi opposition na hoi.
Phir us ny waziron k kahnay pe tax 5%
bra dea,phir 10% laikun awam mein sy kisi ko b himat na hoi k
us k samnay bolay.
Phir us ny kisi danishwar k mashwaray sy ye rule nafiz kea
k jo koi b shehr sy bahr jaye ya wapis aaye us ko 5
koray lagaye jain. is bat ka awam pe koi asar na hova aur unhoon
ny koi response na dea
Phir koray bra kr 10 kar deay to aik shakhs bola
"YE SIRA SAR ZIADTI AUR NAINSAFI HY, HAMIN
INSAF DEA JAYE"
Badshah k sipahi isay pakr kr badshah k pas ly gaye aur us
ki sari kahani sunai.
Badshah ny us aadmi sy pocha han tumhain kea aitraz hy is sy
tu wo aadmi bola
''BADSHAH SALAMAT HAMAIN KORAY KHANAY K LEAY
BOHT LAMBI QATAR MAIN KHARA HONA PARTA HY
IS LEAY ARZ HY K KORAY MARNAY WALON KI TADAD
MEIN AZAFA KEA JAYE TA K HAMARAY KEEMTI WAQT
KI BACHAT HO SAKAY''
nadeem akhtar- Junior Member
- Number of posts : 29
Age : 35
City of Belonging : gujranwala
Course /Year : DVM/2007-12
Registration date : 2008-06-30
Re: Fun Box
Nadeem Bhai........ ye joke hai ya waqayi koi joke hai?
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
tume to har aik pe hi itraz hota hai ye b forum k rules k khilaf hai ok....
:-)
:-)
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
Re: Fun Box
Mere ankhon ko sapney phir dikha gaya koi
bujhti sason ma mehak phir jaga gaya koi,
kia ye sach much pyar hai,
ya phir se chuna lga gaya koi.
bujhti sason ma mehak phir jaga gaya koi,
kia ye sach much pyar hai,
ya phir se chuna lga gaya koi.
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
Sardar was climbing up the tree
monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho
sardar: apple khanay
monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai
sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon
monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho
sardar: apple khanay
monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai
sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon
nadeem akhtar- Junior Member
- Number of posts : 29
Age : 35
City of Belonging : gujranwala
Course /Year : DVM/2007-12
Registration date : 2008-06-30
Re: Fun Box
Santa ankhein band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
banta ne pocha santa kia kar rahe ho..??
Santa bola yar mein dekh raha hun k mein sota hua kesa lagta hun
banta ne pocha santa kia kar rahe ho..??
Santa bola yar mein dekh raha hun k mein sota hua kesa lagta hun
nadeem akhtar- Junior Member
- Number of posts : 29
Age : 35
City of Belonging : gujranwala
Course /Year : DVM/2007-12
Registration date : 2008-06-30
Re: Fun Box
Sardar to his friend:y aar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend: Acha, yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey to 500 laiti hai
friend: Acha, yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey to 500 laiti hai
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
Qaid-e-Azam b fout ho gaye hain................ .
Allama Iqbal b chale gaye hain................
Liaqat Ali b shaheed ho gaye hain ................
meri b tabiat kharab rehti hai.................
Pata nahi ???????????????????? ?
PAKISTAN............ ..ka
kia bany ga ?!!!!!
Allama Iqbal b chale gaye hain................
Liaqat Ali b shaheed ho gaye hain ................
meri b tabiat kharab rehti hai.................
Pata nahi ???????????????????? ?
PAKISTAN............ ..ka
kia bany ga ?!!!!!
nadeem akhtar- Junior Member
- Number of posts : 29
Age : 35
City of Belonging : gujranwala
Course /Year : DVM/2007-12
Registration date : 2008-06-30
Re: Fun Box
Ha ha ha. Yaar Phr main kis liye hun?????????
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
um hmm
don't worry
me hun na:-)
don't worry
me hun na:-)
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
Re: Fun Box
Main b aa gayi hun............................
Noor- Junior Member
- Number of posts : 10
Age : 34
City of Belonging : Lahore
Course /Year : BS Micro
Registration date : 2008-07-24
Re: Fun Box
Meri Cheating Mat karo
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
idhar koi paper ho raha hai kya???
or some un-announced quiz???
anyways...
herez a joke from ma side...
sardar's wife: "raat kafi ho gaye sardar gee abhe tak ghar nahi aye, zaroor koi larki ka chakar ho ga..."
sardar's mother: "hamesha bura he sochna... kya pata kisi truck k neechay naa aa gya ho..."
or some un-announced quiz???
anyways...
herez a joke from ma side...
sardar's wife: "raat kafi ho gaye sardar gee abhe tak ghar nahi aye, zaroor koi larki ka chakar ho ga..."
sardar's mother: "hamesha bura he sochna... kya pata kisi truck k neechay naa aa gya ho..."
Re: Fun Box
Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se
Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se
Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se
Bourne- Junior Member
- Number of posts : 4
Age : 35
City of Belonging : Lahore
Course /Year : Dvm 2007
Registration date : 2008-07-24
Re: Fun Box
hehehehe
asa to hota ha dil lagi main
dil phank
asa to hota ha dil lagi main
dil phank
Ali husnain- Moderator
- Number of posts : 62
Age : 35
City of Belonging : peshawar
Course /Year : bs micro
Registration date : 2008-07-28
Re: Fun Box
boht experience hai tumhara @ above
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Page 2 of 5 • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
:: ENTERTAINMENT :: JOKES
Page 2 of 5
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|