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1st friend: " Yar main jis larki ko chahta tha, us nay mujhse shadi nahi ki "
2nd: "tumnay usay bataya nahi keh tumhara chacha crorepati hai aur tum uskay iklotay waris ho"
1st: "bataya tha"
2nd: "phir?"
1st: "ab woh meri chachi hai"
1st friend: " Yar main jis larki ko chahta tha, us nay mujhse shadi nahi ki "
2nd: "tumnay usay bataya nahi keh tumhara chacha crorepati hai aur tum uskay iklotay waris ho"
1st: "bataya tha"
2nd: "phir?"
1st: "ab woh meri chachi hai"
sweety- Junior Member
- Number of posts : 8
Age : 35
City of Belonging : fsd
Course /Year : DVM
Registration date : 2008-06-23
Re: Fun Box
A little girl asked her mother "how did the human race appear?"
The mother answered,"God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made"
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question
The father answered,"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said" Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God and Dad said they developed from monkeys?
The mother answered" Well, dear, it is very simple,I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!!!"
The mother answered,"God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made"
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question
The father answered,"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said" Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God and Dad said they developed from monkeys?
The mother answered" Well, dear, it is very simple,I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!!!"
sweety- Junior Member
- Number of posts : 8
Age : 35
City of Belonging : fsd
Course /Year : DVM
Registration date : 2008-06-23
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Sardar ji bohat dukhi thay , kisi nay poocha "kyon tension mein ho ??"
Sardar:"Yar 1 dost ko plastic surgery k liay 2 lakh diay thay, ab usko pehchaan nahi pa raha hon"
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A sardar ji climbed a tree .... monkey asked ,"upar kyon aya hai ?"
Sardar ji:"apple khanay"
Monkey:"Magar yeh tou mango ka tree hai !"
Sardar ji:"pata hai ! apple sath laya hon"
Sardar:"Yar 1 dost ko plastic surgery k liay 2 lakh diay thay, ab usko pehchaan nahi pa raha hon"
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A sardar ji climbed a tree .... monkey asked ,"upar kyon aya hai ?"
Sardar ji:"apple khanay"
Monkey:"Magar yeh tou mango ka tree hai !"
Sardar ji:"pata hai ! apple sath laya hon"
Admin- Admin
- Number of posts : 46
Age : 41
City of Belonging : Quetta
Course /Year : DVM/ session 2000- 2004
Registration date : 2008-06-20
hi!
husband to wife . the meaning of word wife is WITHOUT INFOMATION FIGHT EVERY TIME
wife . no it is WITH IDIOT FOR EVER
wife . no it is WITH IDIOT FOR EVER
hussey- Junior Member
- Number of posts : 5
Age : 36
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : dvm 2007
Registration date : 2008-06-30
Re: Fun Box
Air hostess to all the passenger kripya apni-apni belt bandh le,
Santa asked " te bibi jina ne pajama paaya a oh ki karan ???
Santa asked " te bibi jina ne pajama paaya a oh ki karan ???
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
Air hostess to all the passenger kripya apni-apni belt bandh le,
Santa asked " te bibi jina ne pajama paaya a oh ki karan ???
Santa asked " te bibi jina ne pajama paaya a oh ki karan ???
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
Sardar G Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha
Us Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Khat Likha
"Agar Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki
Zaruurat Ho Tou Mjhe Yaad Ker Lena"
Us Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Khat Likha
"Agar Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki
Zaruurat Ho Tou Mjhe Yaad Ker Lena"
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
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Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey) : Sardar G Saade Kaar Ek
Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey .. !
Sardar : Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
Botlaan Le Awaan ....
Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey .. !
Sardar : Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
Botlaan Le Awaan ....
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
hahahahaha
tum chor gae hume kin k sahare
tum chor gae hume kin k sahare
gaen gubare fe faware
tum chor gae hume kin k sahare
gaen gubare fe faware
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
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Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: Fir tu dukan ee khol laeen."
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: Fir tu dukan ee khol laeen."
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
plz laugh.....
pyar me kitne ghar doob gae yaro
pyar me kitne ghar doob gae yaro
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.pyar me 5,6 ghar doob gae yaro......:-)
hahahahahaha
pyar me kitne ghar doob gae yaro
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.pyar me 5,6 ghar doob gae yaro......:-)
hahahahahaha
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
Keep Smiling....
Bachay ne apny mummy se poocha ..
Papa ne mujhy Kiss Nahi ki..
Tum ne table nahi sunaya ho ga..
Bacha> tu kaam wali ne kon sa sunaya tha.
Papa ne mujhy Kiss Nahi ki..
Tum ne table nahi sunaya ho ga..
Bacha> tu kaam wali ne kon sa sunaya tha.
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
Aur b chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
Ye batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kmre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
"Aik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"
Ye batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kmre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
"Aik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
Tere ghar hazar bar aen ge sanum
ghanti bajen ge aur bhag jaen ge sanum
ghanti bajen ge aur bhag jaen ge sanum
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
Re: Fun Box
Pathan ki hui jis se shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat men sharma k boli Bhaiya ye kia ho raha ha.
Pathan ne kaha chup Raho Baji, hamara Nikah ho raha hai.!
ghoongat men sharma k boli Bhaiya ye kia ho raha ha.
Pathan ne kaha chup Raho Baji, hamara Nikah ho raha hai.!
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
agr krta hai mje se pyar
agr krta hai mj se pyar
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to ban k aaaa ja ARIF LOHAR.............
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
agr krta hai mje se pyar
agr krta hai mj se pyar
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to ban k aaaa ja ARIF LOHAR.............
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
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JAB SAY BAYGHAM NAY MUJHAY MURGA BNA RAKHA HAY
MAIN NAY NAZROO KI TRAH SAR B JHUKA RAKHA HAY
BARTANOO AAJ MERE SAR PAY BARASTAY Q HO???
MAIN NAY DHO DHA K TUMHAIN KITNA SAJA RAKHA HAY
ROOZ LAITI HAY WO TALAASHI POLICE KI MAANIND
POOCHTI HAY KAHAAN PAISOO KO CHUPA RAKHA HAY
WOHI DUNYA MAIN MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR TEHRA
JIS NAY KHUD KO YAHAAN SHADI SAY BACHA RAKHA HAY
PI JA IS MAAR KI TALKHI KO B HANS K JAIDI
MAAR KHANAY MAIN B QUDRAT NAY MAZA RAKHA HAY
MAIN NAY NAZROO KI TRAH SAR B JHUKA RAKHA HAY
BARTANOO AAJ MERE SAR PAY BARASTAY Q HO???
MAIN NAY DHO DHA K TUMHAIN KITNA SAJA RAKHA HAY
ROOZ LAITI HAY WO TALAASHI POLICE KI MAANIND
POOCHTI HAY KAHAAN PAISOO KO CHUPA RAKHA HAY
WOHI DUNYA MAIN MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR TEHRA
JIS NAY KHUD KO YAHAAN SHADI SAY BACHA RAKHA HAY
PI JA IS MAAR KI TALKHI KO B HANS K JAIDI
MAAR KHANAY MAIN B QUDRAT NAY MAZA RAKHA HAY
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
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sardar: kal rat 3 ghantay aik english film dekhi. us vich na koi scene c na awaz
friend: film ka nam kya tha?
sardar: no disc inserted............
friend: film ka nam kya tha?
sardar: no disc inserted............
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
Re: Fun Box
devil aap mere nam ka mazak bna rahe ho????
aap ko koi haq nhi hai so plz
aap ko koi haq nhi hai so plz
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
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dont worry sadar. I hv been delet his post as a moderetor
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
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wo bhi moderator hain aur tum bhi?
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
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nononoo
mera matlab tha k maine as a mod us ki post ko del ker diya hai. mod ka kaam forum ko balance mai rakhna hota hai
mera matlab tha k maine as a mod us ki post ko del ker diya hai. mod ka kaam forum ko balance mai rakhna hota hai
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
Course /Year : Dvm/2007-2012
Registration date : 2008-06-27
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mje nhi pta kia hai ye sb lakin tum jo bhi un ki posthai whi rehne do delete mt kro
koi baat nhi
koi baat nhi
sadar- Staff Member
- Number of posts : 379
Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
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it is my duty ok
SilverEye- Chief Moderator
- Number of posts : 622
Age : 36
City of Belonging : Heart Nagar
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Registration date : 2008-06-27
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na puch teri judai k lamhe me kis trha bitata hun,
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paani me surf exel mila k straw se bulbule bnata hun....:-)
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paani me surf exel mila k straw se bulbule bnata hun....:-)
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sadar- Staff Member
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Age : 33
City of Belonging : lahore
Course /Year : fisheries and aquaculture 1st year
Registration date : 2008-07-08
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