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Post by Admin on Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:00 am

Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied.

The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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Re: Banta wants to die

Post by Admin on Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:14 am

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2 Hijray shadi ki mubarik baad denay gayay.....

1st:"Hayay main tou 1100 loongi"
2nd:"Hayay main tou 2100 loongi"

Pichay se Santa bola "2310 lay lay us mein FM bhe hai "
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Re: Banta wants to die

Post by Admin on Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:15 am

Asif Zardari nay Islamabad mein Nawaz Sharif k sath mil kar khoob Coca Cola pee aur phir jab Nawaz Sharif nay poocha k judges kab bahal hongay tou Zardari nay kaha ..."BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.................."
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Re: Banta wants to die

Post by nadeem akhtar on Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:37 am

The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...milking a cow.

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Post by sadar on Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:15 am

Do chuhe hote hain dono dost hote hain
aik chuha dusre chuhe se kehta hai
"yar mje koi aisa kam bta k jis k krne se mera name world book record me a jae"
to dusra chuha kehta hai
"to yar phr tum aisa kro k kisi khubsurat c bili se shadi kr lo"
hahahahahaha........
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